Feb

Condom vs Sanitary Pad

One fine day condom meets up with sanitary pad. Both of them fight like cats and dogs on who are more important. This is not the first time they are arguing about this matter but it just continues to go on and on for countless times.

While in a heated discussion, the conversation below was recorded.

Condom: I work in confine space and sometime in dirty place.

Sanitary pad: What so special about it, I work in bloody environment.

Condom: But I am guy best friend.

Sanitary pad: Well, I am girl best friend and sometime confuse guy like me too.

Condom: I work with health department to mitigate harmful diseases and virus infection.

Sanitary pad: I also work with health department to maintain female hygiene and preventing virus infection.

Condom: I have the capacity to contain fluids that potentially bringing another newborn.

Sanitary pad: I have bigger capacity to contain more fluids than you to prevent embarrassment.

Condom: I am quite trendy, come in different size, color, flavor and design.

Sanitary pad: Nothing to be proud of, I come with different thickness, color, design and more importantly bigger size than you.

Condom: Ok.. since you think you are the greatest. I shall stop operating for a month.

Sanitary pad: Well, the world will not miss you much as every time, you only get to work when I am not working.

Few months after that, sanitary pad bumps into condom. She looks rather down and upset.

Sanitary pad: I want to apologize. I don’t think I am the greatest afterall.

Condom: Why? I didn’t do anything, did I?

Sanitary pad: Yea, I know. After you stop operating for a month, I stop operating for the following nine months. Can you start working again?

Lesson Learnt: Like mom always said, “One mountain got one mountain high!” (一山还有一山高）.. it means, if you think you are great, there will always be someone greater than you. AND normally, I will rebelliously answer, ” What about mount Everest?”