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Voice Activation

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Voice activation is not a new technology. Most of the devices are equipped with this function to simplify daily routines.

Imagine when you are craving for an ice-cream. All you need is just used your voice command and said “ice-cream”. Within split second, ice-cream appears in front of you.

Wow! That is a bit exaggerating and I don’t think that type of technology does exist yet BUT using voice command to operate certain device is not uncommon anymore.

 

Scene 1: Voice activated elevator

While on my way to go down to the hotel lobby, the elevator stopped at level 8 and one guy rushed in. Prior closing the door, I overheard another man shouted, “Wait! Wait! Wait!”

The first guy quickly pressed the close door button. The door closed and the second guy did not managed to board the elevator. I am slightly puzzled and started this conversation.

Me: Excuse me, sir. Do you know that guy?

Guy: Of course I do, he is my brother.

Me: I thought he asked you to wait?

Guy: Yeah, you are right but I am in the midst of an experiment.

Me: I am curious, what type of experiment that you are carrying out by pressing the close door button when your brother is asking you to wait.

Guy:  I thought the voice activation function will override the manual command but clearly, this experiment prove otherwise.

Me: How did you know that this a voice activated elevator?

Guy: I don’t. I just want to avoid boarding the same elevator with him.

Me: …

Clearly, the elevator is not a voice activated elevator but I am dumb enough to believe that he is actually carrying out the experiment.

 

Scene 2: Voice activated spy cam

Recently, my friend just bought a spy cam to spy on his lazy maid. It is small, handy and user-friendly. One of the cool functions is voice activated recording.

If the ambience noise is exceeding 60db, the camera will starts to record. He excitedly placed the camera in hidden spot to candid his maid when he is not around.

When he returned home from long working days, he quickly grabbed the spy cam and downloaded the recording file. There were 3 files in total. The recording clips show:

1st file: When he placed the camera on hidden spot.

2nd file: When he left to work.

3rd file: When he returned home.

The voice activated spy cam is proven not intelligent enough to spy on the lazy maid. It ended up in dustbin.

 

Scene 3: Voice activated login password

Few of the software developers successfully developed software that uses human voice to login to the computer instead typing long passwords.

It is proven secured and without hesitation, I bought the software and gave it a try last weekend. What you need to do is to pre-record your voice once and the software will be calibrated according to your vocal cord.

So, I recorded this, “Log me in” as my login voice. It worked for the first few times until I have terrible sore throats. My voice changed into ‘froggy voice’.

Desperately, I need to login to my computer but after the third attempts, the computer responded, “Stop or I will kick you out!”

The software had been uninstalled from my computer ever since.

 

From the three scenarios, try to give it a guess, which one is based on true story?

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