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Scene 5:
After 30 minutes, the girl called again.
Lady 2 (C) : You must help me this time. I give him B***J*** since just now but he is still very soft. My jaw is very tired and I cannot do it no more.
Mr. A (C) : Pass the phone to him and let me ask if he want to call off.
Mr. Bob (E) : Mr. A, I need your help here.
Mr. A (E) : How can I help you when you are there doing it? I cannot possibly replace your position.
Mr. Bob (E) : No.. that kind of help. Can you help to get my best buddy Mr. Vi**** from nearest pharmacy?
Mr. A (E) : But it will be made in China. No pharmaceutical approval for this kind of medication here. It might cause your heart to pump too fast that you might ended up with cardiac arrest. You sure?
Mr. Bob (E) : Just go and get it. Afterall, I can eat half of it and it should also cut my heart rate to half too.
Scene 6:
Mr. A quickly rushed to the nearest pharmacy shop and asked for Mr. Vi****. The lady pharmacist looks puzzled. She seems to have million dollar question in her mind and here it goes.
Pharmacist (C): Sir, do you mind if I ask you a question?
Mr. A (C) : Yes, go ahead.
Pharmacist (C): You looks very young and you already “cannot”?
Mr. A (C) : No la.. it is not for me. It is for my friend.
Pharmacist (C): Many people say the same thing when they buy this. You don’t have to be shy. I would suggest you to seek medical opinion as taking this at your age are not advisable.
Mr. A (C) : What do you mean I cannot? I can prove it to you and I am sure mine is as hard as steel rod.
Pharmacist (C): I have gone through this before. My advice is still the same. Please see doctor the soonest.
Mr. A (C) : Arghhh…. (Walk away)
Scene 7:
As soon as he returned to hotel, he passed the Vi**** to Mr. Bob. Then he safely returned to his room. Not long after that, Bob called again.
Mr. Bob (E) : I don’t know what happen but the girl just sit there. I ask her to take of her clothes, shouted at her but she still sit there. Can you speak to her please and ask her what she want?
Mr. A (C) : How come you just sit there? He asked you to take off you clothes.
Lady 2 (C) : How should I know? I don’t understand single words he said. So, I just sit there until he instructs me what to do.
Mr. A (C) : He is telling you to take off your clothes and do your work!
Lady 2 (C) : Ohh.. Ok.. No wonder he is so angry.
Scene 8:
This time, there is no phone call but Mr. A heard a knock on his room door. This time Mr. Bob, half nakedly approached Mr. A.
Mr. A (E) : What happen, Mr. Bob? Is everything ok? The Vi**** not working or the girl did not take off her clothes?
Mr. Bob (E) : No no. The Vi**** works fine and the girl did take off her clothes.
Mr. A (E) : Then what is the problem?
Mr. Bob (E) : The girl is too smelly! I suspect that she didn’t take shower for ages. I can still smell her urine when I lick her P****. Her teeth are yellowish and full with leftover greens.
Mr. A (E) : Then how can you allow her to give you a B***J**
Mr. Bob (E) : I cannot see. She either turn off the light or dimmed it..
Later, Mr. Bob decided to call off the deal and sent the girl back. Mr. A was very relief after that BUT he quitted his job the next day.
Remarks:
(C) – Conversation in Chinese
(E) – Conversation in English
Lesson Learnt: There is no job in this world that is easy. Every job has its own challenges and THE “moments”. You can either choose to stay or leave. That is your choice!
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